1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:04,640 Your mum would've been so proud seeing you look so grown up. 2 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:06,960 So, so proud. 3 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:10,960 She knew you were special. 4 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,960 And this week, it's time to show the world, too. 5 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:22,960 THEY CACKLE 6 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,480 Oh, my God! 7 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:25,960 What the fuck's that? 8 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,960 Look at the state of this muppet! 9 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:32,800 Presenting Christopher Boniface Sixtus the Great Bellend! 10 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:33,960 Whoo! LAUGHTER 11 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:34,960 I'm not gonna lie. 12 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,160 You look like you're off to buy some slaves, lad. Oh, sir! 13 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:40,960 EXAGGERATED ACCENT: Me shine shoes, sir. 14 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:42,960 I qualified brain surgeon, 15 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,960 but Rishi say I need two jobs or they send me to Rwanda. 16 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,960 Please tell them this my second job, sir. 17 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:48,960 Please! Please! 18 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:52,960 Come 'ead. 19 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:54,960 It's careers week, boys. 20 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,320 This could be the first step to the job 21 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:57,960 you're gonna do for the rest of your lives. 22 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,960 Kind of important, don't you think? Why? 23 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,960 Why? Because your job gives you your purpose. 24 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:04,960 It's a part of your identity. 25 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:08,320 Lad, we're not like you. We don't think you job defines you. 26 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:09,960 TED GASPS There's Maccies Mike! 27 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:11,640 Oi! Mike! 28 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,960 Do us a Big Mac, you sweaty gherkin! 29 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:14,960 Ha-ha-ha! 30 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:17,960 31 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:20,960 32 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:21,960 THEY LAUGH 33 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:24,960 See you Friday, la! 34 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:28,960 Look, I don't need any muppets telling me what to do with my life. 35 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:32,960 I'm sorted. I'm starting a joinery apprenticeship soon as, lad. 36 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,960 Yeah, Philibert, think about it. 37 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:36,960 How many doors are there in the world? 38 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:37,960 There's always work. 39 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:40,960 And you can work in every country, because every country needs doors. 40 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:43,160 Doesn't matter how many doors there are, you know, Reece. 41 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,960 You'll never open one to find your dad. 42 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:49,960 MUSIC: 'Doorstep' by Silent-K 43 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,960 CACKLES 44 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:56,960 God, look at him. 45 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,640 Has he got no shame? 46 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,960 Hacks your TikTok and then just runs around laughing. 47 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,960 God, is there any point in this school 48 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:03,960 even having a careers week 49 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,960 when it's full of no-hope scruffs like him? Ha! 50 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,960 Imagine employers, like, actually looking at their CVs. 51 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,800 Name: Lewis Connolly. 52 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,960 Achievements: national record for most wanks in a day 53 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:16,960 and most scraps in a day. 54 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:20,960 Wow. Hobbies: hacking me best mate's TikTok. Eeh. 55 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,320 Straighteners. Aw, me ideal straightener 56 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,960 would defo be Vladimir Putin, and saying, 57 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,160 "I'm not racist, lad, but..." 58 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:28,960 THEY LAUGH Let me do one. 59 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,960 Erm... yeah, him. 60 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:33,960 Name? Mo Fassi. 61 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,960 Achievements? Erm, I can put my Goodfella's pizza 62 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:39,960 in the oven all by myself, without me ma's help. 63 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,160 Hobbies? Staying up till 3am 64 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,960 watching some fella on YouTube rate fried chicken. 65 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,640 THEY LAUGH 66 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:48,960 Anyways, girl, get you arse here. It's a big week for you. 67 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,640 'What are you doing?' Er, I'm just doin' me nails. 68 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:53,960 I'll be there in a bit. 69 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,960 'All right, love, I'll see you soon.' 70 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:02,960 SOFTLY: Dad. 71 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,960 Dad! HE SNORES 72 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:11,160 I swear, I wasn't there! 73 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,960 Is it fair to say, Mr Duffy, 74 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,960 that you frequent that area most evenings? 75 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,960 Yeah, but I wasn't there that evening. 76 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,960 Is it correct, Mr Duffy, that your previous conviction was for theft? 77 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:23,960 That was the biggest mistake of me life, and I paid the price. 78 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,960 I don't even get to see me kids any more. 79 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,640 HE SOBS 80 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:31,960 Oh, I'm sorry, Reece, I didn't mean to hit a raw nerve. 81 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,320 LAUGHTER 82 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:35,320 OK. Very clever. 83 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,960 That was an example of a cross-examination. 84 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,640 My name's Lorna, I'm a barrister, 85 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,960 and I think it's great you're all getting enthused about law 86 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,960 as this week, we'll be staging a mock trial, 87 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,800 and my chambers would like to offer a mini-pupillage 88 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,960 to the student that shows the most potential 89 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,960 for a career in the legal profession. 90 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,320 What's a mini-pupillage? 91 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,960 Connor's nickname for his tiny cock. LAUGHTER 92 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:00,320 It's a short work experience placement 93 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,960 where you'll shadow myself and attend court hearings. 94 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:04,160 You should defo pick me, Miss, 95 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,800 cos I am dead good at just looking at someone 96 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,640 and knowing whether they're a perv. 97 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,160 You wouldn't even need to take it to trial. 98 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,960 I'll bear that in mind. Thank you...? 99 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:13,960 Mia-Louise Turner. 100 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,960 Thank you, Mia-Louise. 101 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,960 OK, I have your answers here 102 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,960 to the legal question we posed last week. 103 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,960 Barry has been charged with manslaughter 104 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,960 after an altercation with his friend Terry 105 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,960 ended with Terry falling and striking his head, 106 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:28,960 causing his death. 107 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,320 How would you advise Barry? 108 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,960 A lot of you gave general advice to Barry, 109 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,160 when the question meant legal advice. 110 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,960 "Change your name. Nobody's called Barry any more." 111 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,960 "I heard it was a sex game gone wrong." 112 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:39,960 LAUGHTER 113 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:41,640 "Have you got Terry's missus' number? 114 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,960 "She's on the market, and I heard she's a stunner." 115 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:47,160 But me two favourite answers were Christopher, 116 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:50,960 who advised, "He should plead guilty to involuntary manslaughter 117 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,960 "for a reduced sentence," 118 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,960 and Reece, who took a more unorthodox approach 119 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:58,800 and said, "Bazza should say he was sleepwalking." 120 00:04:58,800 --> 00:04:59,960 I got the idea when Connor stayed at mine. 121 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:01,960 I punched him in the head in the night 122 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,320 and said I was sleepwalking. 123 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,960 He believed me! Classic automatism. 124 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,960 Very good, Reece. 125 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:11,000 Automatism is indeed a valid legal defence. 126 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,960 So, well done to Christopher, 127 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:14,800 who will be the prosecuting barrister, 128 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,960 and Reece, who will defend. 129 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,960 This is the mock trial we'll be getting our teeth into... 130 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,960 Er, Miss? Are you messing? 131 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:26,160 Who cares whether Benjamin had his bike stolen? 132 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,960 He's about 30 and still wearing those shorts? 133 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,000 Nonce territory, that, Miss. 134 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,960 Yeah, can't we do something more interesting, like? 135 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:35,960 We should trial Lewis for hacking Aimee's TikTok 136 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,960 and posting a video slagging off girls in the school, 137 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,960 so everyone thinks she posted it. 138 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,960 ROBOT VOICE: Freya Moore's dad is in prison, 139 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,960 and her mum is a drunkard crackhead, 140 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:48,960 but the most tragic thing about her is still that shocking unibrow. 141 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,800 And he's still denying it, the rat. CLAMOUR 142 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,960 All right, that. He's bang out of order. 143 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:54,960 OK, OK. 144 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:58,800 This is clearly a passionate issue dear to all your hearts. 145 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,960 Let's do it. Lewis is in the mud! 146 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:02,960 Mudded! 147 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,000 CHEERING 148 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,640 Wealth. 149 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,960 What does it do? 150 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,960 Does wealth define dreams? 151 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,960 Or do dreams define wealth? 152 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,640 This door won't open. 153 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:23,960 It's locked! 154 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,960 Inequality within the acting profession. 155 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,960 Glass ceiling? 156 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,800 Don't you mean class ceiling? 157 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,960 Eeh. 158 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,960 Oh, I'm a bellend. 159 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:40,960 Don't you mean, I'm a complete bellend? 160 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:42,960 APPLAUSE 161 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:49,960 That was a little piece that I wrote about how access and success 162 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,960 within the British acting profession 163 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:56,320 is increasingly dominated by those from privileged class origins. 164 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,960 But I wanna change that. 165 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:02,960 I wanna show you how to unlock that door. 166 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:05,960 Yeah? I just wanna say, I loved your use of stage proxemics. 167 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,800 It really helped emphasise the points of tension. 168 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,960 Thank you very much. What's your name? 169 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:11,960 Grace. 170 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:15,800 In Greek mythology, it means charm, beauty and fertility. 171 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,000 Well, you're obviously a very knowledgeable young lady, Grace. 172 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,960 Thanks. I go to an evening drama school, 173 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:22,960 and we cover a lot of the techniques there. 174 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:23,960 Fantastic. 175 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:28,960 So, who else, like our Grace here, has the drive to become an actor? 176 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:32,480 Me. My dream is to become the first person from Merseyside 177 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:35,960 to win an Oscar since Glenda Jackson in 1973. 178 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:36,960 LAUGHTER 179 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,960 Eeh, why are youse laughing? Eh, it's called ambition. 180 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,800 Yeah, but you also need hard work 181 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,960 to go along with that blind ambition. 182 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,960 So, what do you do to really push yourself? 183 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:49,960 I do drama GCSE. 184 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:52,480 Well, if you really want that Oscar, 185 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:54,960 maybe you should be doing more, like our Grace here. 186 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:59,320 So, the school has asked me to do an acting masterclass this week, 187 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:02,960 but I'm also casting for an indie film project 188 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,960 about young, working-class kids growing up in Liverpool. 189 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,960 But I thought you were a fancy film director? 190 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:09,960 No, I'm a casting director, 191 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:12,640 so I choose the right actors for the films. 192 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:13,960 Oh, that sounds easy, that. 193 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,480 "You, you're good. Be in that." 194 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:18,960 I want to cast the female lead locally, 195 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,960 so I'll be visiting a few schools over the next few weeks, 196 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:25,160 and I'll invite the best from each school to a casting day. 197 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,960 Why don't you just be a real director instead? 198 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,960 Er, it's not exactly as easy as all that. 199 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:31,960 So, if you're interested, 200 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,960 auditions will be held Wednesday afternoon. 201 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:36,960 Let's get rehearsing! 202 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:38,960 What are you having a go at him for? Come on, it was funny. 203 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:42,960 You do realise he's gonna cast someone for an actual film? 204 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:43,960 It would kinda help if he liked me. 205 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,960 All right, well, what's got into you? 206 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,960 And why did you say about putting Lewis on trial? 207 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,960 Er, what do you mean? I was trying to help you! 208 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:52,960 Rehearsals are where the real hard work happens. 209 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:56,960 They'll either darken your performance or... 210 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:57,960 light it up. 211 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:06,640 Good luck, my learned friend! Me name's Reece, mate, not Leonard. 212 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:07,960 May the best man win. 213 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,480 May the man with the poshest voice win, you mean. 214 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,960 Oh, come on! You belong in the courtroom too. 215 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,960 Putting in the doors! LAUGHS 216 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,960 Lad, you're obsessed, you, aren't you? 217 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:18,480 Don't get so busy making a living 218 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:20,160 that you forget to live your life, yeah? 219 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,960 See you in court! 220 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,960 MUSIC: 'Black Betty' by Ram Jam 221 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:29,960 I'm gonna cross-examine these bad boys. 222 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,960 SNIFFS 223 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,960 Yeah, that's the one! That's it. 224 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,960 That's it. That is it, lad. DOOR OPENS 225 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,960 Seriously, Reece? 226 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,960 'Are you messing, lad?' 227 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,960 It's gotta be Fowler, dickhead. 228 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:59,000 He was nicer looking. Yeah, he's nicer looking. 229 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,960 GROANING 230 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,960 Good luck. 231 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:28,320 Looks like you've got a bowl of Koka noodles on your head, lad. 232 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,960 I just look professional. At least I make an effort. 233 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,960 Order! 234 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,960 RAP MUSIC PLAYS 235 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,160 JEERING 236 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,960 GIRL: Look at the state of him! 237 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,800 What, then? What? What? 238 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:43,960 Tell me! LORNA: Lewis. 239 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,960 We go way back! 240 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:47,960 She's the one that got me off 241 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:49,960 when I was accused of smashing a motorbike up. 242 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:53,960 She is a superb barrister. That's very kind, thank you. 243 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:56,960 And I 100% did it as well, so she's very good, like. 244 00:10:56,960 --> 00:11:00,320 OK, Christopher, are you ready for your opening statement? 245 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,960 Members of the jury, this case is simple. 246 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,960 It is about an angry man who sought revenge. 247 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:07,000 And when he remembered his ex-girlfriend 248 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,960 doesn't use two-step authentication on her TikTok account, 249 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:13,960 he saw his chance to strike! GASPS 250 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,960 Miss Aimee Morris is a kind, passionate, 251 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,640 driven young woman, 252 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:22,160 and hacking into her account and posting a defamatory video 253 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,960 was a deliberate attempt to sabotage that reputation 254 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,960 and paint her as a villain. 255 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,960 But you will hear evidence during this case 256 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,960 that proves the only villain here... 257 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,960 is Mr Lewis Connolly. Nah. 258 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,960 JEERING I'm no villain, me. 259 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,000 If any of youse reckon I'm guilty, yeah, 260 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,480 I'll bring your mas here to the court and shag them. 261 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,960 And even if you say, "Objection," I'll keep shagging them. 262 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,960 JEERING 263 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,960 Order! 264 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,960 Reece, do you actually have an opening statement? 265 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,160 Yes. Yes, I do. 266 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,960 Members of the jury, would you please? 267 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:07,960 ALL CHANT: Reece! Reece! Reece! Reece! Reece! Reece! 268 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,960 Lads, you need to take this seriously! 269 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,960 Reece! Reece! Reece! Reece! 270 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,960 Order! Order! 271 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:17,960 Would you say Lewis was bitter about you breaking up with him? 272 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,800 So bitter that he sought revenge? 273 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,960 Defo. He used to write me these weird love poems. 274 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,960 For the purpose of the court, Mr Connolly, 275 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,960 can you please read out the evidence as presented? 276 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,960 A... 277 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:34,960 is for "amazing tits". 278 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:35,960 Vile. 279 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,960 I... 280 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,960 is for "interesting arse". 281 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,960 And he wonders why I left him. M... 282 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,480 ..is for "marvellous fanny". 283 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,960 GIRL: Ugh! E... 284 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,960 ..is for "excited to eat you out". 285 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,000 Knocks me sick. E... 286 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,960 ..is for "eating you out". 287 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:55,960 BOY: Ugh! Hang on! 288 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,640 He stole that from a John Keates poem! 289 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:58,960 ALL: Who? 290 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,960 Miss Morris, could you please look at this? 291 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,960 ALL CHANT: Let's all do the beach, man! 292 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,960 Let's all do the beach, man! 293 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:12,000 Nah, nah, nah, nah! Order in the court! 294 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,960 Members of the jury, 295 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,960 I hired an online sleuth to obtain the IP address 296 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,160 of where the TikTok post originated. 297 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:20,960 What the fuck's a sleuth? 298 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,960 And this is the e-mail I received which states 299 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:27,320 that the IP address matches a computer in the school library. 300 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,960 So? Who cares? 301 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,960 OK, well, wait for this. 302 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,960 We have an eyewitness statement that says they saw Mr Connolly 303 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:38,960 using that same computer on Friday at 12:29. 304 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,320 What is he on about? Who cares? 305 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,960 The TikTok post was made at 12:31! 306 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,960 GASPS 307 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,960 CLAMOUR 308 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:50,960 You're finished. 309 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,960 Lad, I need your help. I didn't do it. 310 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,960 Behave, lad. Look, like, that poem, yeah? 311 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,960 I just wanted her to know I was hurting because... 312 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,960 ..it kills me that I love her 313 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,000 and she doesn't feel the same about me. 314 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,960 Please? 315 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:16,960 If you get me off, no more dad jokes. 316 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,480 OK, OK, maybe down to, like, one a month. 317 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:23,960 I'll make a conscious shift from quantity to quality. 318 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,320 Swear down. 319 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,960 Can someone get back to me and tell me why it's been moved? 320 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,960 He's not going through another two weeks of hell. 321 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,960 WAILING 322 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,960 Give me the drugs! 323 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,960 Cor, this dickhead and his torches. 324 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,960 Don't make me shoot my own brother! 325 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,960 WHIMPERS 326 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,000 APPLAUSE 327 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:02,960 And that was completely improvised because in acting, 328 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,960 sometimes you have to think on your feet. 329 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,960 Do you know, it actually felt really real, Sir. 330 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,960 Like, me dad killed his brother just last week for drugs. 331 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:14,960 And the street name for all drugs these days is just "drugs". 332 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,800 Saves all the confusion. 333 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,800 Thank you. 334 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,960 And I'm sorry for your loss. 335 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,960 Let's do some improv situations. 336 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:24,960 I'll set you in pairs, 337 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,960 and you can use this torch as a creative prop 338 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,960 to help inspire the scene. 339 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:34,960 Welcome to the Socially "In just this" podcast. 340 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,960 This week, we're discussing white privilege. 341 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,960 My guest today is Mia-Louise. 342 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:40,960 Good afternoon. Er... 343 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,960 you're white privilege, girl, for saying "good afternoon" 344 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,960 just cos white people have generally had good afternoons. 345 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,960 What about Black people and slavery? 346 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,000 They weren't good afternoons, were they? 347 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,960 So, according to our records, you've been unemployed 348 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,960 and on Universal Credit for two years since leaving school. 349 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,960 How's that job search going? 350 00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,960 I'm sure there's something out there for me. Hmm. 351 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,160 Hm. 352 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,960 What is white privilege? 353 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:05,960 How do we define it? 354 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,960 Er, is it a young white girl who thinks she's interesting enough 355 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:12,960 to have her own podcast and then constantly emails everyone about it? 356 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,960 I've found a cleaning job here at Asda. 357 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,960 Would you be interested? 358 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,960